That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
