I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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