: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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