I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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