moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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