i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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