reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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