Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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