He kissed a someone with a penis
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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