CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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