its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
How's work?
Spinning.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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