my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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