Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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