I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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