I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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