They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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