please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
what if I'm pregnant?
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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