I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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