***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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why do cheetos always look like penises
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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