So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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