You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
a search helicopter?!
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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