thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
