Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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