apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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