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  Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way

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  you don't.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata

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• (510): View more from California

  yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..

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• (315): View more from New York

  Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar

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• (512): View more from Texas

  They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels

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• (631): View more from New York

  skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?

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