you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?