So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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