i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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