it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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