Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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