Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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