lets start a swedish sibling band together
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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