ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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