You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
