either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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