Fine. I'll sleep in my office
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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