The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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