oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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