Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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