The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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