I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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