I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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