just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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