WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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