I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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