I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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