do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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