I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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