? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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