dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I think i got beer on your cat.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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