If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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