Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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