you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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