i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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