I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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