Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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