how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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